Monday, November 17, 2014

Holiday Resolutions

That's FFP last year posing with the Santa at Headliners Christmas party.

I used to be a big proponent of New Year's Resolutions. It just seemed so hopeful to be able to stop on a dime and change your life in some way (or ten or more ways) by just promising it to yourself. But the post-resolution depression soon set in as you realized there was nothing about January 1 that promised change more than any other day. In fact, a day when everyone lies around recovering from too much food, drink and revelry while watching football? Yeah, a day best lost to the wasted bucket rather than a new beginning.

In the past I'm pretty sure I bailed on New Year's Resolutions and made Holiday Resolutions. Some time prior to Thanksgiving but after all the stores were already hawking holiday stuff and arguing over whether to be open on Thanksgiving Day I decided what I would do in the period stretching out to the day after New Year's Day. I can't find that old list, but it probably was something like the following.

  • Don't go to any big box store or mall between a few weeks before Thanksgiving until a few days into the new year. (I don't visit these places often and in fact made a run to Costco, the only place like this I frequently visit, a couple of weeks ago. I'm stocked on toilet paper and cheese and such.)
  • Do go to any independent stores you like and buy yourself or your spouse anything that your whims dictate. (FFP is hard to buy for, but I usually come up with something from a store I can walk to that is one of a kind and independent. I don't buy presents for anyone else.)
  • Do not feel bad about sending money to relatives. They enjoy spending it. The adults will pretend to the kids that you picked out a perfect gift. 
  • Do not dress up in Santa-themed or elf-themed costumes.
  • Do not cook a turkey or a ham, but graciously eat those cooked by others. 
  • Do not worry that you are properly addressing everyone's religious needs during this season. They will take care of themselves.
  • Do not decorate the apartment for the holiday unless you get those bendable, posable collectibles out of storage. (See below.)
  • Do enjoy the decorations of others especially those we can walk to and the magnificent displays at hotels. 
  • Do eat out as much as you like and enjoy the company of others. Have fried oysters at Threadgill's for Christmas dinner if you like.
  • See a lot of movies both in the theaters and streaming and on DVDs.
  • Go to all the Christmas parties that you please and don't feel bad about not giving one.

1 comment:

Jerry in Dallas said...

Your suggestions make good sense. Have a nice holiday!