Typing without 'm' and 'a'

It's the little things about the keyboard on this public computer in this French hotel that hurt. Like having 'a' and 'q' in weird positions and having to hit AltGr and the zero key to get an @ sign. What is the Internet without an @ sign? Ah, well...having too good a time to blog anyway; did I mention that 'm' is in the wrong place and that you have to shift to get the period?